im sick of having crushes its time for the tables to turn and ppl to have crushes on me!!!!!
(via shorthalt)
where’s my grandparent who will peacefully die of old age and give me a note only to open when i need it, revealing that they have gifted me their old farm that i can use to escape to if i ever need a reprieve from capitalist corporate life, in an idyllic town with lovely villagers and also a wizard
(Source: cobaltbeau, via victoriaburstrm)
shout to any childrens media nowadays that has female characters who are just super fucking weird bc growing up i just remember lot of boy characters who got to be funny and weird and all the girl characters were like the serious ones who desired order and followed the rules meanwhile i was always running around barefoot and foaming at the mouth and eating snails and i barely knew what gender was
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*collapses on my king sized canopy bed with lavender satin sheets and goose down pillows in a baby pink silk robe holding an empty (but once full) swarovski crystal wine glass, throwing a maincured hand loosely over my eyes* im in love
(Source: boyphobic, via glitteristheherpesofartsupplies)
Attention all customers: our store will be closing in five minutes. If you are present in the store after closing you will be hunted for sport.
(via sprinkill)
What We Do In The Shadows but the Fab Five from Queer Eye are the vampires
Queer Eye but the fab 5 are the vampires from What we do in the shadows
